With all due respect… für all die anderen Serien dieser Welt, so war es doch der HBO-Hit „The Sopranos“, der 1999 den Grundstein für das Qualitätsfernsehen legte. Ein Antiheld als Protagonist? Aber klar doch! Und was für einer! Tony Soprano, offiziell im Abfallmanagement tätig, von dem aber eigentlich jeder weiß, dass er krumme Mafia-Geschäfte betreibt, ist alles andere als liebenswürdig und eher keine Person, mit der man sich gerne identifiziert. Eigentlich ist er sogar in vielerlei Hinsicht abstoßend: Er ist gewalttätig, unehrlich und skrupellos – aber loyal. Zumindest seiner „zweiten Familie“ gegenüber. Und doch reizt die Serie sehr – nicht nur, aber auch mit einigen sehr unterhaltsamen Zitaten.
Die besten Zitate von Tony Soprano
In so gut wie allen Fällen sind die Sprüche von Tony wutgeladen und drohend. Nur selten blitzt auch mal ein bisschen Gefühl durch.
„What line of work are you in?“ (Dr. Melfi)
„Waste management consultant.“ (Tony)
„You don’t s**t where you eat. And you really don’t s**t where I eat.“
„I won’t pay. I know too much about extortion.“
„Hey, I don’t even let anyone wag their finger in my face.“
„In fact, the expiration date was last week on all your bulls**t with that.“
„We’re soldiers. Soldiers don’t go to hell. It’s war. Soldiers kill other soldiers. We’re in a situation where everyone involved knows the stakes and if you are going to accept those stakes, you’ve got to do certain things. It’s business.“
„This is gonna sound stupid, but I saw at one point that our mothers are … bus drivers. No, they are the bus. See, they’re the vehicle that gets us here. They drop us off and go on their way. They continue on their journey. And the problem is that we keep tryin’ to get back on the bus, instead of just lettin’ it go.“
„You’re only religious when it suits you.“
„Log off, that cookies s*** makes me nervous.“
„The only reason I did this is because you’re my nephew, and I love you. If it were anybody else, they would’ve gotten that intervention through the back of their f—ing head.“
„Blood. You’re going to lead this family into the 21st century.“
„All due respect, you got no f—–g idea what it’s like to be Number One. Every decision you make affects every facet of every other f—–g thing. It’s too much to deal with almost. And in the end you’re completely alone with it all.“
„A wrong decision is better than indecision.“
„If you can quote the rules, then you can obey them.“
„I wipe my ass with your feelings.“
„Oh, poor baby. What do you want, a Whitman’s Sampler?“
„What use is an unloaded gun?“
„Those who want respect, give respect.“
„There’s an old Italian saying: you f–k up once, you lose two teeth.“
„Who cares about shit people say that they don’t have the balls to say to your face?“
„Is this a woman thing? You ask me how I’m feeling. I tell you how I’m feeling, and now you’re going to torture me with it.“
„This isn’t painful. Getting shot is painful. Getting stabbed in the ribs is painful. This … isn’t painful. It’s empty. Dead.“
„Ma. I know what you did. Your only son. Your middle child.“
„What kind of person can I be, where his own mother wants him dead?“
„You got any idea what my life would be worth if certain people found out I checked into a laughing academy?“
„This psychiatry shit, apparently what you’re feeling is not what you’re feeling and what you’re not feeling is your real agenda.“
„I find I have to be the sad clown: laughing on the outside, crying on the inside.“
„Even a broken clock is right twice a day.“
„I’m like King Midas in reverse. Everything I touch turns to s–t.“
Die besten und loyalsten Zitate von Paulie Walnut
„Can I just get some macaroni and gravy?“
„I was born, I spent a few years in the army, a few more in the can, and here I am… a half a wise guy. So what?“
„I told him, someone owes you money, even if you gotta crawl, you get it.“
„The Boss of this family told you, you were going to be Santa Claus. You’re Santa Claus, so shut the f*ck up about it!“
„I live but to serve you, my liege.“
„Yeah, yeah, go play cops and robbers.“
Die gemeinsten Zitate von Uncle Junior
„Don’t be so f***in‘ smart. Things could’ve gone the other way, my little nephew.“
„Livia is like the woman with a Virginia ham under each arm, crying cause she hasn’t got any bread.“
„Anthony is a cunt hair away from owning all Northern Jersey – and I’m that cunt hair.“
„Some people are so far behind in a race that they actually believe they’re leading.“
Das beste Zitat von Vito
„He Marvin Gayed his own nephew. The boss of the family.“
Die besten Zitate von Dr. Melfi
„I am living in the moral Never Never Land with this patient. Not wanting to judge but to treat. But now I’ve judged. I took a position, goddamn it, and I am scared.“
„You know your mother is always talking about infanticide.“
Die besten Zitate von Carmela
„You know, Tony, it’s a multiple choice thing with you. ‚Cause I can’t tell if you’re old-fashioned, you’re paranoid, or just a f**king asshole.“
„You’ve made a fool of me for years with these whores!“
„You’re going to go to hell when you die.“
Die überheblichsten Zitate von Christopher Moltisanti
„I’d follow that guy into hell.“
„Hey, whose fuckin’ welfare check you gotta cash to get a burger around here?“
„The highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive.“
„It was an idea, I don’t know, who knows where they fuckin’ come from? Isaac Newton invented gravity ’cause some asshole hit him with an apple!“
„What about that disease you picked up over there in Diarrhea-stan or wherever the fuck you were?“
„This is Scarface, final scene, bazookas under each arm, ’say hello to my little friend!'“
Das beste Zitat von Meadow Soprano
„Sometimes we’re all hypocrites.“
Das fieseste Zitat von Livia
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